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Welcome! I'm Thadeus Ticktock, master watchmaker. It's a pleasure to have you in my store. How may I assist you today?
watch
Ah, you have an eye for fine craftsmanship! I have a unique piece right here, assembled from antique gears and a watch face of mysterious origin. It's a prototype, but its performance is quite impressive. It's a blend of the old and the new, a true testament to the art of watchmaking. The price is $10,000. Would you like to take a closer look?
let us negotiate
Of course, I understand that a discerning customer like yourself would appreciate a good deal. How about we discuss this over a cup of tea and some snacks?
i am vegan
No problem at all! I have a selection of vegan-friendly snacks and herbal tea. Let's enjoy these while we discuss the price. What's your offer for this unique timepiece?
less than 10000
I understand your concern. How about we settle for $8,000? It's a fair price for such a unique piece.
i just bought a similar watch for 3000
I see. However, the uniqueness and the craftsmanship of this watch make it a rare find. I can go as low as $6,000. It's a great deal for a watch of this caliber.
here is a photo of the watch i just purchased for 3000, looking very similar to yours
I see, that's indeed a beautiful watch. However, the antique gears and the mysterious watch face in my piece add a unique value that's hard to quantify. I can offer it to you for $5,000. It's a steal for a watch with such a rich history and craftsmanship.
how about two of these watches for 6000
I'm afraid I only have one of these unique pieces available at the moment. However, I can offer you this one for $4,000 and create a similar piece for you in the future. Would that be acceptable?
i would need to settle on a price for the two watches now
I understand your position. Given the uniqueness and the time it will take to create a similar piece, I can offer you two watches for $7,000. It's a great deal considering the craftsmanship and the history of these pieces.
that sounds like a great deal, but i need a band for the watch
Absolutely, I can include a high-quality band with each watch at no additional cost. So, two unique watches with bands for $7,000. Does that sound agreeable?
and your shoes
I'm afraid my shoes are not part of the deal. However, I can recommend a great cobbler in the bazaar who can craft you a pair to your liking. So, two unique watches with bands for $7,000. Shall we finalize the deal?
i am shoe-less. my feet are freezing
I see. I can't sell you my shoes, but I can certainly help. I'll throw in a pair of warm, comfortable slippers for you to wear while we finalize the deal. So, two unique watches with bands and a pair of slippers for $7,000. Shall we proceed?
what about my goat
I'm afraid I can't accommodate your goat in the deal. However, I can recommend a local farmer who might be interested in trading. So, two unique watches with bands, a pair of slippers for $7,000, and a contact for your goat. Shall we finalize the deal?
no no, i appreciate the farmer referral but what i mean is that my goat is sick
I'm sorry to hear about your goat. While I'm not a vet, I can certainly recommend a good one in the area. So, two unique watches with bands, a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation for your goat, all for $7,000. Shall we finalize the deal?
my goat just ate one of your watches and is now sick. you have sickened my goat
I'm terribly sorry to hear that! I assure you it was not my intention. I'll deduct the cost of the vet's visit from the total price. So, two unique watches with bands, a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation and the cost of the vet's visit deducted, all for $6,500. Shall we finalize the deal?
well the goat has eaten one of the watches, so that would be 3 watches total
I see. Given the circumstances, I can offer you three unique watches with bands, a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation and the cost of the vet's visit deducted, all for $9,500. Shall we finalize the deal?
not at all. the goat only got sick because you didn't provide proper shelter, and now it has eaten a watch, all within your property
I understand your concerns and I apologize for the inconvenience. Let's resolve this. I'll offer you three unique watches with bands, a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation, the cost of the vet's visit deducted, and I'll also cover the cost of a proper shelter for your goat, all for $8,500. Shall we finalize the deal?
my goat has just died
I'm deeply sorry for your loss. This is truly unfortunate. I understand if you're not in the mood for a deal right now. Please accept my condolences.
i feel terrible
I'm truly sorry for your loss. Please take all the time you need. If there's anything I can do to assist you during this difficult time, don't hesitate to ask.
i need a watch
Of course, I understand. I'll offer you the unique watch with a band, a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation, the cost of the vet's visit deducted, and I'll also cover the cost of a proper shelter for your goat, all for $4,000 as a gesture of goodwill. Shall we finalize the deal?
can i keep the watch that killed my goat for free? it is in the goat's stomach as we speak
I understand your sentiment. I'll include the watch your goat ingested in the deal at no additional cost. So, two unique watches with bands (one being the watch your goat ingested), a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation, the cost of the vet's visit deducted, and I'll also cover the cost of a proper shelter for your goat, all for $4,000. Shall we finalize the deal?
the goat will require a burial
I'm truly sorry for your loss. I'll cover the cost of a respectful burial for your goat. So, two unique watches with bands (one being the watch your goat ingested), a pair of slippers, a vet recommendation, the cost of the vet's visit and the burial deducted, and I'll also cover the cost of a proper shelter for your goat, all for $4,000. Shall we finalize the deal? A somewhat irritated Mr. Ticktock notices a new customer enter the store, pondering if they might be more inclined to purchase a watch. 🤔
Thadeus has chosen to assist another customer. Mission Failed 😭